*kick starts this mother again*

I cannot believe I let this blog lapse for so long.  I mean, Touzer, in the time between last post and this post, you had a BABY.  That's big news.  Monumental news.

I don't have anything nearly as exciting to post about, AND still no pictures.  I should illustrate my life in paint for you, though.  That's true love.

Or gifs!  Is it still true love if I illustrate my life using other people's lives?  That seems pretty legit and way easier on the eyes than anything I could draw.

So what do you want to hear about, Touzer?  My job?  My... social life?  The zombie apocalypse?  Books I've read, people I hate, ice cream I've devoured?  My world is your oyster.