Wednesday, May 30, 2012

I work with my former teachers, right? Right. Like, two years ago... I was in their class, now they want me to call them by their first names because "we're colleagues". No, we're not. You were my teacher. That's a whole other big thing. The point is, the quality... and content... of emails I received from these Professionals has drastically changed.

Yesterday I had to borrow a plankton net from the benthic lab. This is the email I received in response: You may use it... but if you mess it up I'll come after your first child and make them spin straw into gold.

Which isn't so weird. But I replied back that I'd guard the net with my firstborn in mind -- and she responded back with a weird turn about not having kids of her own, so she has to live through her mates, and it got weird.Weird. Avoiding Benthic lab for a while now.

Then today, the BOSS boss -- he sends a mass email. It reads, "OK. I need a firm go/no-go right now (tonight!) for the cruise.

To which I reply, "I'm good and firm on not going."

His response, "LOL....ok....no worries...!"


LOL indeed. I have no idea what is funny. I'm worried about what he might think is funny. I can't handle the idea of it being something about the word firm from my boss. I also can't tell who is the immature one?

Also, am gravely concerned about my uses of quotations "now". *grin*

PS: Also note that my BOSS boss... has written VERY VERY Bridget-esque emails lately. Wondering if he is a fan of the books/movies. He'd probably never admit it, right? 

1 comment:

  1. Maybe it's funny because people generally ignore the 'tell me if you're going OR NOT GOING' part and only respond if they plan to come along... and you are FIRMLY NOT COMING.

    Only you would make that into anxious dirty smut talk. Gosh.

    But agreed. My boss is now my equal and my former co-workers are now one step below me. It's weird how that changes things.

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