It's been raining for days, actually. I have no idea why rain affects my INSIDE work, but it does. I sit and look out of my window and watch it and do nothing. So there's that.
But also, Ern, there are SIGNS in the restroom here. Multiple signs. You probably have seen similar ones, about what TO and what NOT to put in a toilet. It's one of those, except at the very end there is a little... extra note. It reads:
Also, please ensure proper flushing has occurred.
Oh Ern. You know how I am. I pick apart things and things. WHAT IS PROPER FLUSHING?
No. No. No, what is IMPROPER flushing? Yes, I know what the sign means, but it's just so FUNNY to me. I spent AGES and AGES thinking up ways to IMPROPERLY flush a toilet yesterday. And everyday that I go in there and read this sign.
Ways To Improperly Flush a Toilet
1. Using the Force to push the lever
2. Using a body part other than your hand to flush (ex: chin, elbow, armpit)
3. Flushing only during even #'d hours
4. Using karate to flush (particularly not that MOVE from the Karate Kid... Crane? No)
5. Playing Bloody Mary prior to flushing
6. Choreographed dance routines, with a flush finale (though this one tempts me daily)
7. Anything involving magnets
8. With a spoonful of sugar
9. POWER flushing (this involves power fists, Rocky jogging, and the sink)
10. Back to the Future Flushing, where you'll return ...from the future.. to flush. In a DeLorean.
Please, add to this list. And always ensure proper flushing.
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